This review...

...is possibly the most interesting one I've ever gotten.

I'm not entirely sure what exactly Azzami means, but I'm pretty sure he likes my soap.

Watcha cock!

Hi, I’ve just used one of your soap bars. I believe it was called ‘Bubbly Scrubbly’ or similar from the hand-written & bathroom faded label. Anyway, I wish to congratulate you on creating a soap that don’t leave y’mush feelin’ like it’s bein’ stretched across a continent! It’s smooth & smells nice altho you’d better not quote me or I’ll probably be blackballed by the “Grand Order of Stake-Holders & Though-Dwellers”!

Yours masonically;
Azzi

It really is GOOD Folk!

For those concerned, I did get permission to quote. From a linguistic perspective it was just too fascinating not to.

Great Britain and the US: Two peoples divided by a common language.